Lonestar Rollergirls

My Momma’s a

Lonestar Rollergirl

It’s a brand new 

Texas Derby World

She ain’t no wrestler

Carney-cute faker

Watch her slam that

Honky Tonk Heartbreaker

Rinkgals in hose

and Harley leather

Goin’ round and round

Beatin’ each other

There’s one rule that

stays very, very clear

Never, ever

Spill your one free beer

Sometimes a blocker

Sometimes a jammer

Momma will hit you

Like John Henry’s hammer

Some are teachers

And some are single

Some mix it up

Instead of mingle

Freedom is their

Common intention

In this form of

Their own invention

Sometimes a blocker

Sometimes a jammer

Momma will hit you

With John Henry’s hammer

My Momma’s a

Lonestar Rollergirl

It’s a brand new 

Texas Derby World

She ain’t no wrestler

Carney-cute faker

Watch her slam that

Honky Tonk Heartbreaker

Sometimes a blocker

Sometimes a jammer

Momma’s got a brand

New John Henry hammer