To the tune of DOCTOR ROBERT with apologies to The Beatles;
Bling my friend, give them a call The Boeberts
Day or night you’ll be appalled, The Boeberts
With The Boeberts, you're a new and better man
Their specialty is glands
They do everything so grand, The Boeberts
If you're down they'll pick you up, The Boeberts
Take a drink from their special cup, The Boebertss
With the Boeberts, they’re a pair you must believe
Helping everyone in need
No one can succeed like The Boeberts
Well, well, well, they're feeling fine
Well, well, well, they’ll make you... The Boeberts
Yes they oppose Medicare, The Boeberts
COVID is just a liberal scare, The Boeberts
With The Boeberts, you never have a plan
Their house is built on sand
Even their laughter is canned, The Boeberts
Well, well, well, they’re feeling fine
Well, well, well, they’ll make you... The Boeberts
Bling my friend, I said you'd call The Boeberts
Bling my friend, I said you'd call The Boeberts
The Boeberts
